In the future im awesome

pi4nobl4ck:

This dude, is fearless.

lololololol

lololololol


This is exactly what I’d do in fencing class.

This is exactly what I’d do in fencing class.

I laughed so hard!

I laughed so hard!

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startercarter:

George: You have any idea how fast these things deteriorate when there’s an ‘I love you’ out of the bag? […] I mean, now she thinks that I’m one of these guys that loves her. Nobody wants to be with somebody that loves them.
Jerry: No, people hate that.
George: You want to be with somebody that doesn’t like you.
Jerry: Ideally.
George: I am never saying ‘I love you’ again unless they say it first.
”—Seinfeld Is Brilliant 

startercarter:

George: You have any idea how fast these things deteriorate when there’s an ‘I love you’ out of the bag? […] I mean, now she thinks that I’m one of these guys that loves her. Nobody wants to be with somebody that loves them.

Jerry: No, people hate that.

George: You want to be with somebody that doesn’t like you.

Jerry: Ideally.

George: I am never saying ‘I love you’ again unless they say it first.

Seinfeld Is Brilliant